just like the good 'ol days

Hello. My name is Donnie, and I will be your mother today.

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dietpepsishower
ONE BAD DAY
(a song written by me)

i like you, you dont like me
i like to poo you like to pee
i don't get what you see in him
oh,i've got it, i have a whim
why don't you please come back to me
if you did i would shout out with glee
"OH MY GOD I HAVE TO WRITE IT IN MY BLOG
I'M SO LUCKY CAUSE IM STILL LOVED BY MY DOG"
yes that's right this songs about a doggie
and let me tell you she as a very nice body
slim in the waist, and thick where it counts
i tell her some rhymes and she starts to bounce
when we're both tired and ready for bed
she go underneath and starts to give head!
when we wake up in the morning
i see a sign that says "warning
you need to get the fuck out
and maybe take a different route
out of town or to another state
cause if you don't your gonna get ate"
right then and there i realized what it meant
she wasn't a dog, but a bear so i went
as far away from there as i possibly could
at the front door is where i stood
i forgot to tell you that i have asthma
I'm sorry that my lungs weren't made out of plasma
so when i got to the door i started walking
but much to my dismay she started talking
she saw me try to run, so she grabbed her gun
and as i tried to hide, she shot me and i died.

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